All the Water and None of the Sand
On returning from my first trip to Italy in 1995, someone asked if I enjoyed my visit. Enjoyed it? I couldn’t believe the country had been around my entire life and no one told me. I immediately set out to learn Italian — non tanto semplice for my lazy, grown-up brain — but I was determined to return and have a conversation about something other than the cost of postcard or the location of the duomo.
My Italian home-away-from-home for years was Bologna, where I first went to study the language during the Atlanta Olympics of 1996. The school there placed me with a woman we all called Mimma, who taught me to make fresh pasta, and continued to rent a room to me during subsequent visits. (Being able to cook at home and lodge for far less than the going hotel rate does amazing things for the travel budget.)
There was always Venezia, though; upon whose masegni I took my first Italian steps, whose maze of calli continue to cocolarmi, and whose hold on me has never, ever abated. I’ve waited patiently to stufarmi di Venezia, with the absurd prices, incessant umidità, and masses of mesmerized, map-laden tourists who load the #2 to capacity, cram the calli stretti and perch where they please; where the only terra ferma is behind a ten-foot wall, in an overhead window box, or at least one boat ride away.
What I’ve learned, though, is that there is nothing anyone can do to affondarla, to take Venice down — not acqua alta, not the ongoing modernization and subsidence of la vita Venexiàn, or all that is and is not being done for her and to her. She is like a arrogant lover, who knows full well it matters un fico secco what she does or how she treats you, she will never be abandoned, mai. We should all be so confident in ourselves.
I’ll not attempt not to cover All Things Venetian on this blog (it’s already being done elsewhere, and better than I could do it), but instead include more personal observations and recountings of la vita quotidiana, along with some news, notes, and helpful hints to help the curious traveler to get the most of Venice’s watery ways.
I warn you though, Gentle Visitor: a sojourn here could change your life…it certainly has mine.
Se sentimo…
Nan
photo credit: Shawn Keener